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So a couple days ago, I experienced my first Thai massage. Bryson has been lauding them for as long as I've known him, branding them the most pleasurable thing this side of existence. I was a little skeptical, solely from the weirdness factor of a girl my age getting paid below minimum wage in American standards to, as Bryson calls it, "give me squeezes". However, on Ko Chang we puttered around a bit on the motor bike until we found a "clinic", if you wish, that was cheap but not too janky.

They had me exchange my jeans for a pair of loose drawstring pants, what many of the locals wear, and lie face down next to Bryson. My girl wasn't even there when we had arrived, and when she got there, I only saw her face for a split second. Thus, the entire time, I was being squeezed and pulled by these mysterious girl-hands, as if they belonged to an apparition. There was a good deal of stretching and bending involved. At one point, they have you lie on your back and they bend your legs up into your body, leaning over you. I was sort of embarrassed. It was the closest thing to a homosexual experience I've ever had.

Unfortunately, this damn fan beside me was on rotate, which is something I despise. It was nothing nothing nothing some air ICY COLD BLAST some air nothing nothing nothing the entire time, and by the end I was actually shivering. I can't say it wasn't an enjoyable experience overall, and that I won't have another, but it better be stronger next time. That girl must have had fingers of glass.